The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A haircut is the biggest waste of money. I pay the same to get them all cut.
What do you call a video game rematch? A Wii-match.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were avaiable.
I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, 'This isn't working.' I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.