The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
A guy walks into a bar and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before? ' The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place. '
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.