The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Tomorrow's forecast is a high of 98 Degrees. I hate boy bands.
Why is it a bad idea to climb a ladder around Rick Astley? Because he's never gonna let you down
The high prices in the stores are like a cheap circumcision... A rip-off
A man on vacation with his family arrives at a hotel. As he's checking in, he says to the clerk, "I'm on vacation with my family, please make sure the porn channel is disabled"The clerk replies in disgust, "It's just regular porn, you sick fuck"
Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that has ever served me. With just the tip.
There are two types of people on Indian roads Traffic Police and a beggar.One doesn't leave you until you give some money and other is the begger.I told this joke to my friend and he was offended because his father was a traffic police. Then we settled the dispute for 25 dollars
Why is gambling illegal in China Because they hate Tibet
News report: airplane crashes into cemetery. Authorities are shocked as over 3000 victims' corpses have been retrieved.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.