The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
If you think the name Jack Hiscock is bad You should feel even worse for his sister, Sharon.
Why does Shaggy always let Scooby roll their joints? Because shaggys joints don't always turn out good but Scooby's doobies do
Dumb and Dumber were fired from the M&Ms factory Dumb and Dumber were fired from the M&Ms factory for tossing all the Ws!
I hate when people talk about their kids age in weeks and months. "Jessica said her first word at 36 weeks!"You mean 9 months."Ken is 24 months!" Deborah, he's 2."My baby is -26 weeks old!"No, Karen, you miscarried.
What did the grandpa say to his grandson right before he kicked the bucket? “Hey do you want to see how far I can kick this bucket?”