The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋

When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'

I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.

How do you posion a woman with a razorblade? Give her arse.a.nic

How can you tell if someone has priority boarding on a budget airline? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you

My cat loves to step on my keyboard Hmckfykfkufjthfidrbsxjhcktsrg chdrgqbgFtgangg r Jr temvzdv. If MT cBzzca v CD gen dmath

I’m aroused by my ability to see, hear, smell, taste, and touch I’ve come to my senses

We have ghosts in house \- "I went last night to the bathroom and light turns on by itself. I finish peeing and go out only for the light to turn off by itself too."\- "Idiot! You pissed in the fridge again."

I'm getting tired of these targeted ads. I just saw one for funeral services ffs! That's the last thing I need!

I said to my wife “You are my drug” She said: “Oh wow is it because you can’t get enough of me?”I replied: “No because you cost so much money and you’re ruining my life”

I can’t think of a time when I lost my toupee while riding a motorcycle. At least not right off the top of my head.

What's the difference between a Jaguar and a Leopard? Thousands of miles.