The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, "That makes two of us."
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
What do you call it when a wizard hits you with a frying pan Cast iron
This pasta has AoT level writing, by the time you get to the last line everything you previously read will get whole new meaning. Enjoy .>!gf is prego!<>!we like to get kinky anyways!<>!one night things get particularly saucy!<>!i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights!<>!wtf it's red everywhere and she's ob... read more