The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Joe Biden is not my president. I didn't vote for him!!! No seriously guys he's not my president. Im from Nepal. I didn't vote for him.P.S. Congrats US for taking the first step towards undoing the 4 years of chaos.
My wife's gonna leave me because of a spelling mistake. I'm on a work trip and I just texted her "having a wonderful time, wish you were her."
A Quality Assurance engineer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The QA then proceeds to order 999,999,999 beers, 0 beers, a lizard, -1 beers, and plate of ueicbksjdhd. The first real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.
Which one doesn't belong: eggs, your wife, or a blow job? The blow job. You can beat your eggs and your wife but you can't beat a blow job.
Why are most weather forecasters men? Because when they promise a foot, you know you're only getting three inches.
I got in a fight with a guy in a wheel chair the other day He won't be walking for weeks
Steven Yeun makes Oscars history as first Asian American to be nominated for best actor. Which is honestly disheartening because there are so many Asian American actors in the past who had performances that deserved best actor. Like Mickey Rooney in "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
Little known Christmas fact #37: Due to the hot weather throughout the Middle East, Santa unhitches Rudolph and the crew and swaps to... Bahrain deer.
My Amish girlfriend only likes missionary sex. I tried to get her to try other positions. But all she does is cum plain.
I can’t believe the way they used the Childrens Health Insurance Program during the budget debate... It was like a bargaining CHIP.
If there's an Antartica, why isn't there an Uncle Artica 7 year old daughter just gave this to me as a joke and seriously cracked me up.
I begged a judge to let me off jury duty because of my job, but he insisted that my company can do just fine without me for a few days. But that's exactly what I don't want them to figure out.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '