The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.'
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.'
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Did you hear about the cheese that’s been working out? Dude’s shredded
Q: How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? A: Eclipse it
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.'
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.