The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
I wish the “Price is Right” would partner with the Dollar Store. You are CORRECT again! ONE DOLLAR!