The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
HAPPY NEW YEAR! My resolutions are: 1) Stop writing lists. B) Be more consistent. 7) Learn to count.
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can't tuna fish.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Why didn't Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
Why didn't Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.
Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.
What did the DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat? '
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!'
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!