The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
How can you tell if a snowman is gay? The carrot’s in the back.
My psychiatrist asked me if anyone else suffered from mental illness in my family. I answered " No they all seem to enjoy it"
I got kicked out of the modern art exhibit I was working at... Apparently the correct term is "crime scene."
I hate being locked inside a microwave It really makes my blood boil
A doctor says to a lawyer "There are plenty of your mistakes covered up with paperwork" The lawyer responds "And plenty of yours covered up with a shovel"
I started to let Jesus take the wheel, but then I remembered... that motherfucker ain’t afraid to die.
Until this crisis is over im going to stick to masturbation just before 8pm on Thursday evenings The neighbourhood applauding me as I finish is just the confident booster I need
What sort of mint do anarchists hate? Governmint
Good thing I had a CVS receipt in my wallet... The men’s room was out of toilet paper.
What do you get when you breed a pit bull with a shih tzu? Yiff.
I worked in a helium factory I resigned after a week, I wasn't going to be spoken to like that