The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
No! It crashed again... Roses are red;Violets are blue\-----------------------ERROR: Invalid syntax on line 2
Did you hear about the BuzzFeed employee who peed on an exposed wire? Number 1 shocked him.
Guy: "WAITER!! Why did you bring me a wet plate!?" Waiter: "Thats the soup sir"
My friends dragged me to an elephant boxing match the other day... ... I had a terrible time. It was impossible to tell the fighters apart; they both had gray trunks!
Canadians and British are very upset about yesterday's events. They are no longer the only ones that rushed the Capitol.
What do you call a house without numbers? Something that needs addressed
A tennis player is leaving the court and and a guy walks up to him “Hey what’s all that in your pocket?” He says “It’s tennis balls” They guy says “Well, if it’s anything like tennis elbow, it must be painful!”
What do you call a film director that has crabs? Alfred Itchcock