The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I asked a guy if he could do an imitation of a pheasant. He said, "Sure, I'm game!"And that, Your Honour, is why I shot him.Credit to u/Bradders_Extreme123 .
A friend of mine finally started watching Doctor Who, after years of not even knowing what the show is about It’s about time
Kids these days have no idea how good it was growing up in the 90s! (born on December 31st, 1999)
Burglars are getting more clever, my wife woke me up in the middle of the night "I think there is somebody downstairs" she said. So I got up and went downstairs and checked ever room.. Then I realized I wasn't married....
What do you call a pile of coins in the rain? Climate change
I took my dog to the water park, Staff said it went against regulation, but... This time they'd let it slide.
The devil has started to get really self conscious about his receding hairline and is planning to take out his anger on the humans if he cant find a solution..... There's going to be hell toupee
Captain Crunch, Tony the Tiger, and the Trix Rabbit were found dead recently The police concluded that this is the work of a Cereal Killer.
Why is it called Red Square called Red Square when it is shaped like a rectangle? Because in Soviet Russia, all sides are equal.
I found a way to solve the Gif vs Jif debate. Just pray to Jod and Gesus for resolution.
How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap? He can only stick to himself.
I’d like to return this. It’s unused. Clerk: Sir, this is your diploma. Me: Cash is fine.
Blow Job A son runs up to his father and says dad I got my first blow job. The dad says that's great how was it? The son said it tasted terrible.
As a kid I was told that, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten." Also when I was a kid I was told by Bob Barker to, "..help control the pet population."I was raised to listen to my elders...
What do Barack Obama and Donald Trump have in common? Both are former presidents of the USA and both are harassed for the color of their skin.