The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……'
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
Why was the football stadium cold? There were too many fans.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
My spirit animal is a bull Because, I too, charge head first into red flags
I accedentally dropped my pillow on the floor. I think it has a concushion.
For every Dollar a man makes a woman makes 70 cents. That's really unfair. That only leaves the man with 30c.
Bad at golf? Join the club.