The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Do you think turtles live longer than humans because... they live a shell-tered life?
I was driving my son to pre-school and he was having fun making dinosaur sounds. "ROAR!" he yelled. "What dinosaur is that?" I asked."T Rex!"Then he said, "HONK!""What dinosaur is that?" I asked with a chuckle."Triceratops," he said."Why does a Triceratops honk?"And he said, "Because it has horns!"
Bill Gates met Arnold Schwarzenegger at a party. He asked him if he had upgraded to Windows 10 yet. Big Arnie replied:Ah still love Vista baby...
I signed up for a marathon, but how will I know if it's the real deal or just a run through?
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
A haircut is the biggest waste of money. I pay the same to get them all cut.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
What do you call a fake noodle?' 'An impasta.'
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.