The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
If two vegans are in an argument, is it still called a beef?
If the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, what's the way to a woman's vagina? Oh sorry, I thought this was /r/AskReddit.
The scariest punchline to a long-running joke: "Welcome to the Oval Office, President Trump!"
What does me and NASA have in common We both want to colonize Uranus.
I hate when people start their statement with “well for starters” and then never talk about the main course or the dessert.
This building is so tall, that if you jumped off the roof... You would die of old age.
What do you call unemployed Bob the builder? Bob
I once knew this guy who hated all high-range intruments. He was a huge bassist.
What's a ninja's favourite element? The element of surprise.
The Hindenburg is the greatest feat of aeronautical engineering in all of human history Edit: Holy shit this blew up
My wife bought a talking parrot, but returned it to the pet store a week later. “This parrot hasn’t spoke a single word.” She complained.“I haven’t had a fucking chance to!” Replied the parrot.
Where do actors that don't pay taxes perform? in the audit-orium
This weekend we saw a crocodile that had trouble swimming, Does anyone know where we can find medication for a reptile dysfunction?
Why don't racoons ever get COVID? They always wearing a mask and washing their hands. This is my first dad joke! Hopefully my last.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.