The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
My printer’s name is Bob Marley. Because it’s always jammin’.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know i wouldn't get a reaction.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
Why are butter jokes so hard to make? Because there is no margarine for error.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.