The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
The Beach Boys walk into a bar "Round?""Round?""Get a round""I get a round?""Get a round...""Fuck off" said the bababa bababarman.
I strongly believe women are like fine wine. They should be kept in a dark cellar and only brought out for special occasions.
I went on a blind date. I saw this lovely girl and said to her are you Susan?She said are you Brian?.. I said yes I am: All exited..She said no my name is Sharon.
On my first day working at a bank an old lady walked in and asked if I could help her check her balance. I said, "Ma'am, are you sure?"She replied, "Yes if you don't mind."So I gave her a slight push and she tipped right over.
Dad, what is a cross-dresser? Ask your mother, he knows.
One farmer asks another \- "Are your cows smokers?"\- "No, that would be ridiculous!"\- "Then your barn is on fire."
What do you call an explosives specialist from Oklahoma? OK boomer
Why was Copy nervous on its date with Paste? Because Cut was at another table, and they were a controlling ex.I'm sorry.
A good project manager makes updates. A bad project manager makes up dates.
During interviews he seems like such a nice guy, but the actor who plays Wolverine is a real phoney It’s a huge act, man..
Since vegans can't beat their meat what do they call masturbating? Stem cell research.