The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I almost never do 9/11 jokes... Because when I do they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Do you know what kind of bird doesn't fly on fridays? A one that died on Thursday...
Thought I heard someone say “Hello” in Arabic But it was a false Salaam
I've tried to blow air in many directions but failed Gotta say, I'm not a fan.
What musical instrument does the president use to tell his wife he wants to have sex? Trump-bone
According to Mayan legend, the earth would come to an end in the year 2012. 2021\*
Don't be worried about your smartphone and television collecting your data... Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for YEARS now.
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician.
What’s the easiest way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.'