The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Arguing with strangers online is like wrestling sharks Even if you win, it was a really stupid thing to do.
Since my wife left, I've bought a motorcycle, drugs and am currently in bed with two prostitutes. She's going to be pissed off when she comes home from work.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.'
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.'
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.