The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋

My girlfriend got her period in the middle of February. I guess that makes her My Bloody Valentine.

We really shouldn't care what people at the Oscars say They are all paid actors anyway

My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.

Why are women so bad at parking cars? Because for the last 200 years they’ve been told that three inches are actually six.

I've always had a deep connection with mirrors I see a lot of myself in them

I told my son it's ok to swear at the gun range Because yelling "SHOOT" is just to dangerous

My uncle died from a turtle stampede It was a slow death

A stunt plane crashed at a cemetery Rescue mission had already discovered 50 dead people

I called a suicide hotline in Iraq..... They got excited and asked if I can drive a truck!

I used to live with a closet-gay roommate. Then one day I unlocked his chains and he ran away.

I've been racking my brain trying to remember what that American sitcom was called set in a bar.. Any help would be appreciated.Cheers.

A year ago,I tried to network around and create a group of guys with similar taste and do activities together. For some reason, the prosecuting lawyer and media keep mentioning it as a ring.

Can we stop the conspiracy theories on Epstein's death? It was a normal suicide, because he had nothing to live for. "This post is supported and paid for by the Clinton Foundation"

I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”. Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.

Why should you never trust an A# to play an instrument? Because it will always B flat