The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
What did the DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat? '
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.