The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
I’m addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need Help.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.'
Teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. ' Johnny: “So, what are the words? '
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.'
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.