The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do they call the rapper "50 Cent" in Venezuela? $1,554,270.59
A woman on a dating site sent me a message saying, "Wow! Your gorgeous, how come your still single?" "It's spelled 'you're'," I replied.
I have an ugly, tight pair of shorts that I only wear when every other pair is dirty. They’re my last reshorts.
Rest in peace to the water I just boiled. It will be mist.
What do you call a depressed dam in Iraq A Saddam
A half indian-half Irish man married a half chinese-half Italian woman After much deliberation,they named their son Ravi O'Lee
This waitress asked me a really stupid question She said, "how did you find your steak sir?"I said, "well, I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was."
Did you hear about the guy who got shot by a starter pistol ? Police believe it was race related.
No Good Question Goes Unbilled... A man went to a lawyer and asked what his fee was. The lawyer says, "$100 for three questions.""Isn't that a bit steep?" asked the man."Yes," said the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"
What did the field medic say to the uncooperative wounded soldier? Suture self.
I dumped my girlfriend and started reading a geography book. At least I know where I stand now.
Where does the architecture school's principal send bad students? To the suspension bridge.This joke can't even hold itself up...
I once knew a girl with no eyebrows. she had a hard time expressing herself.
I parked my car outside parliament. "Sir, you can't park here," said a cop. "This is where our politicians work." "Don't worry, I've locked it."
Whenever I ask my dad if he's all right he replies, No, I'm half left.'