The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
UK comedian Bobby Ball has sadly passed away David Beckham has been invited to read the eulogy. The family wanted a dead ball specialist
A pirate walks into a bar The bartender asks him, “Hey, is that a steering wheel in your pants.” The pirate responds, “Ayyyy, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
Oxygen and potassium went for a date and it was OK After, Oxygen was found cheating on potassium by dating magnesium. That was an OMg moment
To all those people that say "age is just a number"... ...well you're wrong, it's just a word.
Lifting weights changed my life. I dropped 25 pounds... Right on my big toe. It’s broken now I can hardly walk
My investment banker used all of my money to buy a leather jacket and a motorcycle, and when I asked for it back he told me to 'sit on it'. I think he might be running a Fonzi scheme.
Did you hear about the Irish car prices? They're Dublin
Who are the worlds fastest readers The 911 jumpers, one hundred stories in a few seconds
If you care so much about my mental health... ...then gimme some brain
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!
Why do graveyards have gates? Because people are dying to get in.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were avaiable.
What do houses wear? An address.