The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said 'parking fine.'
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
Dear Math, it's time to grow up and solve your own problems.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.