The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
Clothes, but no cigar.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
I tried to sort out wtahtoebucrldazy into an actual sentence Then I relized “that would be crazy!”