The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
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I Object to All This Sex on the Television I keep falling off.
Which one doesn't belong: eggs, your wife, or a blow job? The blow job. You can beat your eggs and your wife but you can't beat a blow job.
My sister asked for me to bring her something hard to write on I don't know why she became so mad. It's pretty fucking hard to write on sand.
Guy walks into his bedroom with a goat under his arm... He says, "This is the pig I fuck when you're not around.His wife says, "You dumb asshole, that's a goat, not a pig."He shoots back, "Who the hell did you think I was talking to?"
You heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. I now have Heinzsight.
I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.
Clothes, but no cigar.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.