The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
What‘s the best way to describe a narcissistic fisherman? Selfish.
Why don't we buy Viagra or Cialis from China? Because we don't want them messing with our erections.
Mondays are like prostate exams... A pain in the ass, but at least they only happen once per week.
Im going to open up a place with a bar in the front and gambling in the back. Its going to be called "Liquor in the front, poker in the back"
A joke on many levels What's gripping from start to finish?"The Rock Climber's Guide to Masturbation on the climb"
A guy goes into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The guy is a black man from Nigeria and is wearing the colorful ceremonial garb from his native land. The bartender says, “What an exquisite creature! Where did you get it?” “Africa,” replies the parrot.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.'
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, 'This isn't working.' I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.