The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Guess how i escaped Iraq.. IranSYRIASLY
Every date I’ve ever had has been like my WiFi signal. No Connection.
Why can’t cross-dressers and Slavs stay on beat? They’re always Russian or Dragging
I used to work for a used computer sales shop. I tried to convince my boss to have a 9/11 sale, 2 towers for the price of 1. It didn’t fly.
Mr Richard's kid was a drug dealer. So, he kick him out. Finally, he got rid of his Adickson
I was wandering through the cemetery earlier today when I saw a guy kneeling behind a gravestone Trying to be polite, I said “Morning.”To which he replied “Nope just taking a shit.”
“Doctor, I keep hearing voices coming from my underpants”... “Oh, that’s nothing to worry about, they’re just talking bollocks”
A guy was running around trying to determine the source of physicians' flatulence He was only following doctors odors.
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.'