The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
TIL: In the movie “The Day After Tomorrow”, the scene involving people migrating illegally into Mexico involve dozens of extras actually crossing from the USA into Mexico over the Rio Grande Fortunately, all 1673 of them safely made it back to the US side without issue.
Had to quit my job at the watch factory. The guy sitting opposite me, kept making faces.
I almost never do 9/11 jokes... Because when I do they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Two options for keeping a budget that always has money. Add a zero or move the decimal point.
I asked an old man: "Even after 95 years, you still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Love'. What's the secret?"The old man replied: "I forgot her name years ago and I'm scared to ask her!!!!!!