The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
If i get a dollar for every time i masturbate. Nutting can stop me
I'm into group sex, but often confuse the names of the women. Nvm, Sharon is Karen.
when i was growing up. our tv had a bunch of channels My favorite channel was "Broil"
Self-driving cars will never work right. No matter how you try, it will always be buggy code.
My mum told me she never really liked the angles in a square. I said "ehh, they're alright"
Last week I was invited to play in a golf tournament At first I said, 'Naaahhh....' Then they said to me, 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids.' Then I thought......... Damn -- I could win this thing!!!
What language was used to program Marvin the Paranoid Android (from Hitchhiker's Guide...)? Morose Code.
Mondays are like prostate exams... A pain in the ass, but at least they only happen once per week.
What’s the Most Stupid Animal in the Jungle? The Polar Bear
What's the deal with Drake, first he was an actor now a rapper? Must have been all degrassi was smoking.I'll let myself out.
What did God say to all the animals during the Greaf Flood? Don't worry. I Noah guy
Todays weather forecast… S O e S H W RScattered showers
What's the difference between a squirrel and a cannibal necrophiliac? One eats nuts and berries, the other nuts, eats then buries.
How come when a woman is pregnant, everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations. But no one rubs your balls and says good job?
A grandmother said to her grandson, "The young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young."He replied, "That's because they aren't trying to fuck you now, Grandma."