The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A giraffe can grow up to 18 feet But they usually only have 4
Trump is a genius threatening to attack historical cultural sites in Iran He knows that the Iranians won't find any of these in the US to retaliate
With the beauty shop finally open after many weeks, there is a huge crowd of people all jostling for position to get in... They really need a hair traffic controller.
Did you hear about the tragic crash of the small plane into the cemetery? So far they've recovered 324 bodies.
So today I had an idea for an invention because I was bored. A belt made out of watches. After I finished connecting the watches to one another I realized something.It was a big waist of time.
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.
I don't suffer from insanity-I enjoy every minute of it.
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.
What's a writer's favorite train station? Penn Station.
I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches...
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!