The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.'
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.'
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.'
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. 'You can't cut me down,' the tree complains. 'I’m a talking tree!' The man responds, 'You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.'