The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A man goes to the doctor for a physical. He tells the doctor not to be alarmed, but he has 5 penises. The doctor says, " 5 penises!? How do your pants fit?"The man replies, " like a glove."
I went to my local self defense gym and asked if I can take 2 classes today. They said no “You can taekwondo”
Three Chinese friends Chu, Bu, and Fu, decided to immigrate to the United StatesIn order to get their visas, they needed to change their names to something more American. Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck and Fu..... decided to travel back to China.
I once lied in biology class and told everyone I could touch the tiny hairs in my nose - They all laughed. I'd never felt cilia.
Matter cannot be created or destroyed nor can it be returned without a receipt.
"It baffles me, that bacteria can thrive, even when being turned into cheese. It seems like a such a hostile environment! Then again... "Life finds a whey."
A plastic surgeon at Johns Hopkins just performed surgery on a child born without eyelids, circumcising him and replaced the missing lids with the harvested tissue. The boy's new eyelids work almost perfectly and, since they were made from his own tissue, rejection won't be a problem. When speaking to reporters, though, the surgeon admitted that the boy does look a little cockeyed.
I have just started a relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding but quite challenging though... It took months to get her husband's voice right.
I asked my husband whether I’m the only one he’s been with He said yes, all the others were 9’s and 10’s.Send bail money.
I just had a near-sex experience. My wife flashed before my eyes.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you'.