The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.'
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.