The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
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What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
I couldn't be with a guy called stew.. I don't like people's leftovers.
I walked into a gent's bathroom... and saw a guy wearing an american flag at the urinal.I asked him 'Hey are you American?'He replied 'European''yeah, I know, but are you American?'.
How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb? None, they're too busy wishing people a happy cake day...
My uncle spent £250,000 on a new limousine and later found out the price does not include a driver To think he spent all that money and has nothing to chauffeur it!
Introducing digital “crypto” humor. There is no set up. There’s no joke, and there is no punchline. You have to just trust that it’s funny.