The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague? Now we just have to call him Dav.
An old lady at the bank asked me to help check her balance So I pushed her over
Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even.
A tramp, seeking shelter on a freezing night, knocks on George and the Dragon Inn. A hefty lady answers the door and her expletives send him scampering. Desperate, he tries again minutes later. "May... may I speak to George, please?"
My grandfather inspired me to be a writer He died choking on a peanut butter sandwich. I will never forget his last words: "Happy pen... happy pen..."
I almost never do 9/11 jokes... Because when I do they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What's the difference between a three-wheeled car and the american economy? The car crashes less
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scarabble letters on the road. I asked him "what's the word on the street?"
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.'
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.'
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.'
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.'