The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
It was extremely difficult to switch off my mother in law’s life support system. I had to fight the doctor, my wife, and her siblings to finally do it.
Mama always said “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.” Well I did it! Bank balance: 9.11!
Donate one lung and you’re a hero I donate 7 and I get arrested
My son swallowed several coins the other day. I've definitely seen some change in him.
What contains the letters a,u, t, and s and is caused by vaccines? Adults
My favorite elements in the periodical chart are oxygen and potassium. But most other people just find them O K.
A snail started racing NASCAR and asked the racing board if he could use an S on his car instead of a number. "Why would you want to do that?" one of the board members asked. "So that when I speed around the track, the onlookers will shout, 'What the hell was in that acid, snails can't drive cars!"
My therapist told me I have problems with verbalising my emotions. Can't say I'm suprised.
What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food!
Can one bird make a pun? No, but toucan.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
What do you call a belt made of watches?' 'A waist of time.'