The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
Someone asked me if I'd ever given a sterile guy a blowjob, so I racked my brain trying to remember if I had. Alas, I just kept drawing blanks.
Hey, Roy Moore; what's the weather forecast? Tonight, we'll be dipping into the teens.
What crop do metalheads grow? Korn
Do you know why twins are sexual deviants? They cum in pears.
What’s the difference between a chestnut and a walnut? Depends on the amount of foreplay.
How did Batman get out of religious jail? He had to pay Christian Bail