The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.'
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.'
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!