The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here, ' the bartender says. “Why not? ' one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured. '
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.