The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!