The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
Don't you hate it when you're trying to have a nap and there's an alarm blaring in the background? I just had to smash my carbon monoxide alarm to bits, it was giving me a bloody headache.
What is relative humidity? The sweat you get on your balls when you are fucking your sister.
My dad is a lot like avatar Aang. In the sense that he dissapeared on me when I needed him most.
What do penises and semi colons have in common? I often put them in the wrong places.
A young cow runs crying to her mom... A young cow runs crying to her mom..."Momma, a bull came down to mate with me!"Momma: "No need to cry my child. It's perfectly natural.""But momma he insisted on sucking on my teats because it gets him in the mood!""He did What? How dairy!"
China Online What do you call a Chinese man with a slow internet connection?Lo Ding