The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Statistics show that 73% of people don't have enough fibre in their diets. Ah well, tough shit
The wife and I went to a bank robber-themed fancy dress party last night. Well I did. She stayed in the car, keeping the engine running.
What do you call the last virgin in Afghanistan? The fastest goat in the fucking country
2 deer are talking together when another animal comes by, the animal says "don't worry, I'm not going to eat you", so one of the deer responded saying: "He's lion"
I walked up to a woman in the store the other day and said "36C" She proceeded to slap my face and said "What the hell is wrong with you?!"My response was "Why the hell would you wear a shirt that says Guess?!"
A stomach was sad... because everything it tried to make turned out to be shit.
A paranoid schizophrenic was arrested for killing 17 pigeons in a local park. He wasn't arrested for murder, or animal cruelty. His actual charge was for the destruction of government property.
Why is Orion's belt the worst constellation? It's a waist of space.
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.