The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
Dear Mother In Law, Don't teach me how to bring up my children.I'm living with one of yours and they need a lot of improvement.
an old arabic joke my uncle told me a dumb guy fell down and hurt his back badly, he had to go to the hospitalthe doctor told him: "just take this cream and apply it to the area of injury"he went home and rubbed the cream on the staircase.
What's the difference between a banjo player and a squashed toad on the side of the road? There is a slim possibility that the toad was on its way to a gig.
What happenes when you beat up an electrician? You get charged with battery
What do you call a knockoff Hasbro toy? My Little Phony
Where do Cow Farts come from? The Dairy Air.
You’re all wrong, the Earth isn’t flat or round... It’s fucked
What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A large fortune.
If you spell the words "Absolutely Nothing" backwards, you get "Gnihton Yletulosba," which ironically means...Absolutely nothing.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.