The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
They say 99% of the population is stupid... I'm glad to be a member of the other 2%!
No! It crashed again... Roses are red;Violets are blue\-----------------------ERROR: Invalid syntax on line 2
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.''
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
I woke up confused and unable to smell I feel like nothing makes scents anymore
With all the bombings in Kabul, Afghanistan, authorities are planning to rename the city They’re aiming for Kabum
In an effort to play every famous person in the world, Tom Hanks has taken a new role In his ongoing effort to play every white man of any worthy note, Tom Hanks has be cast as Tom Hanks in his upcoming biopic
My dad is see through and used to be a woman. He’s a transparent trans-parent.