The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.'
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
What do you call a snake that loves building houses? A boa constructor.
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”