The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
In a sex-ed class, the teacher asked me,"What was missing in your first sexual experience?" Apparently, my answer "Consent" was wrong.
If anyone ever figured out my secret 4-digit code, I'd be screwed! They'd have my bank pin #, phone unlock code, front door lock code... ...they'd even know my birth year!
What do you call it when an exclamation mark is having sex? Exclamating
For every Dollar a man makes a woman makes 70 cents. That's really unfair. That only leaves the man with 30c.
I thought I had illegal software in my fridge but then I realized... It is open sauce
There's a worsening drug problem where I live. The drugs are getting worse.
"Mansplain" is a terrible word to use because it has more letters than explain and is therefore more difficult for women to understand.
Just saw a guy wearing a shirt that says “Truth + God = Life”... Thank god I’m good at math, Truth = Life - God
I live under a 4 million dollar roof. Bridges sure are expensive.
I like jokes, I like air conditioners, but jokes about air conditioners? Not a fan.
How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'