The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My Greek mythology class is killing my GPA. I guess you could say it's my Achilles' elbow.
Today a flat earther friend of mine told me the earth was as as flat as my sense of humor. I told him his girlfriends ass would've been a better comparison.
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
Why did the orange stop halfway across the road? It ran out of juice.